My Favorite Country Songs

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My Favorite Country Song Titles

* If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
* If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
* I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
* Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
* Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
* You're A Cross I Can't Bear
* It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
* I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* Heaven's Just A Sin Away
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
* It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
* I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
* She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
* I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)
* I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
* If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
* If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
* Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
* The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"
* Do You Love As Good As You Look
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
* When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
* You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
* And There Was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
* How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
* He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk

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Ok...are these real titles???...It scares me that some of them look familiar LOL

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I think they are all real song titles, scarey ain't it.... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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*sniff*...they make me want to cry in my beer while riding on a train.

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I wrote a real bad country song while I was stuck in traffic while I was living out in LA.

It was called "I'm waiting for the green arrow in the no turn lane of love"

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!sounds like a winner to me....